piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via kayleenkaay)

What I desperately need is the motivation of Elle Woods.

beaprepster:

preppyasalways:

I don’t think I’ve ever related more to a post.

Seriously though these essays aren’t gonna write themselves

(Source: prettypinkpeonies)

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunicate, via kayleenkaay)

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via wankbankofamerica)